*jumps around*

So, I wanna get a membership to a gym. T'would be fun, says the mirror. WTF why is the mirror talking? Oh nevermind it was my chair.


I think I would feel better getting into shape. Like a square!!!! Or maybe a decagon.


Are you my turtle? I thought I lost you!!!

What's wrong with me? Hang on a moment........no comment, I'm told....

I wish I could understand the voices in my head but they've been taking French and Swahili lessons so I am LOST.


Night!

Yup. I had to break my car window tonight. It seems my car is virtually impenetrable, and for the first time in my life I locked my keys inside. The result? A baseball-sized hole and pretty cracked glass in the smaller part of my window.


Oh and my tags expire this month. I need an oil change. I have insurance I have to pay by the 30th. And now I have to replace a window.

I LOVE BEING A GROWN UP!!!!! (and I don't even have a house of my own yet. I fucking love life)

Can't write, can't read, can't even attempt to draw anymore really. It's just that I'm at work all the time and when I'm not at work I'm checking my messages and going to bed. It's not fair! I hate being an adult. To all of you kids out there, ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.
I swear if you grow up too fast, you'll wonder what the hell happened and suddenly you're stuck with bills, loans, insurance payments, insurance membership LAPSES which leaves you without insurance so you know you can't crash cuz then you're F****D. And you go through a week of training at work and are now serving at a really fancy restaurant and you spill drinks on your first night and losing your head over a party of seven that's treating you like crap....
Sorry I'm getting a little out of hand. But yeah. No time for anything anymore. It sucks.

I drew something. ME. My whole life, I have unintentionally mutilated stick people trying to draw. I have always envied my friends, whose artwork was always so beautiful...

I can't draw.
Not stick people, not even a freakin smiley face. Not without them looking deranged.

I DREW A PICTURE. That actually LOOKED like a picture. That normal people can draw. I don't think I mutilated it...I would really like feedback. I'm SO excited!!!

You know it. You keep coming back to my page because you LOVE seeing me. You wanna kiss me, you wanna hold me....

ok but enough of that. Still working nights, still haven't taken many pics or written anything of importance. But be patient, my peeps. Something good will happen soon.

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Kirby says f**k you. Don't laugh at his dancing.

That is alls.

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