So, I wanna get a membership to a gym. T'would be fun, says the mirror. WTF why is the mirror talking? Oh nevermind it was my chair.
I think I would feel better getting into shape. Like a square!!!! Or maybe a decagon.
Are you my turtle? I thought I lost you!!!
What's wrong with me? Hang on a moment........no comment, I'm told....
I wish I could understand the voices in my head but they've been taking French and Swahili lessons so I am LOST.
Night!
Devious Comments
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I am the darkness that hides the light,
yet I am the light that destroys the darkness.
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Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. Sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everyone??
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I am the darkness that hides the light,
yet I am the light that destroys the darkness.
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I am the darkness that hides the light,
yet I am the light that destroys the darkness.
--
Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. Sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everyone??
--
I am the darkness that hides the light,
yet I am the light that destroys the darkness.
--
Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. Sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everyone??
--
I am the darkness that hides the light,
yet I am the light that destroys the darkness.
--
Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. Sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everyone??
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